Dear Future Doctor (Stanford School of Medicine Parody on “Dear Future Husband” by Meghan Trainor)

Dear Future Doctor (Stanford School of Medicine Parody on “Dear Future Husband” by Meghan Trainor)


PATIENT: Dear future doctor Here’s a few things you need to know if you want to be my doctor and keep me alive Check my pulse and rate Percuss and auscultate And don’t forget to check my pupils, moles, and (OOH) prostate Make sure you treat me right ‘Cuz if you don’t I might Sue you ’til you bleed Li- liability RESIDENT: You’ll have that five to nine And maybe overtime So don’t get used to sleep or ever coming home at night You won’t have time for Scrubs ‘Cuz you’ll be in your scrubs [RING] What’s wrong with me? [RING RING] No time to pee! PATIENT: You gotta know how to treat my lacerations My broken bones and palpitations Make sure everything’s alright Dear future doctor Here’s a few things you need to know if you want to be my doctor and keep me alive Dear future doctor If you want to get that special rating Please Check my whole body, answer my questions all in 15 minutes? Each and every time GREEDY DOC: Ask to hold their hand And order every scan And then tell them they’re fine and bill them for a hundred grand And even if you’re wrong Pretend you’re never wrong Pay for your degree Pay, pay for that degree! You gotta know how to treat their green secretions Their gene repeats and gene deletions Make sure everything’s alright PATIENT: Dear future doctor Here’s a few things you need to know if you want to be my doctor and keep me alive Dear future doctor Make time for me Don’t keep me waiting I have the flu, no poo, super glue, and (AHH) beehive! NURSE: I’ll be saving lives on one side of the bed Hey! You’ll prescribe some drug you read about in Pubmed You think you’re really smart Just come and sign the chart Med school degree What, what, Google’s free I got to know how to treat their bites and masses The smell and blood out of their… rashes ‘Cuz you won’t do a damn thing right PATIENT: Dear future doctor Here’s a few things you need to know if you want to be my doctor and keep me alive TOGETHER: Dear future doctor If you want to still become a doctor You are a masochist, But heck, c’mon and join the line PATIENT: Woah, future doctor better treat me right.


100 thoughts on “Dear Future Doctor (Stanford School of Medicine Parody on “Dear Future Husband” by Meghan Trainor)

  1. Fuck why do I get a
    Doctors ad
    Doctors shit on my recommendations
    And why does my father wants me to be a doctor
    ( no going to lie great video)
    I just don’t want to be a doctor 🥼 😒

  2. watching the first few seconds of the vid:
    Lady dropped a book and left.

    Me: HOW DARE SHE DID THAT! THAT'S MONEY! 😂

  3. What the fucking fuck is this? Like what do you think that doctors do? There's no dancing. There's no hitting on girls. Why is the girl getting all romantic talking about diseases? Like what's wrong with people.

  4. Who else is imagining themselves as future doctors while listening to this parody.
    Hit the like button if you agree

  5. Its boring in med school and working as a doc, there is no creativity. It is sitting around a computer a lot filling in patient forms and copying the "golden standard" of care.

    There is no excitement UNLESS it's a recussitation.

    Interesting? Yes. But not exciting or creative thinking.
    Working inside all day, shiftwork sucks too.

  6. Story time: I worked in the US for a few months and whilst over there a horse trampled my foot. I went to the doctor and he did loads of x-rays and was like yeah you’re okay and I was like hmmmm okay?? I got charged a HELLA lot. And then I requested the x-rays and a bone was fully sticking out my foot and now I low key might have to have surgery if it doesn’t go back. Thank you US docs

  7. Honestly I feel like these music videos are good for the students either way good little fun between all the stress and a fun memory to look back on XD and awesome lyrics everytime

  8. How did you know I am a masochist?

    Lmao can’t wait for years of being in debut and no sleep xD only a biochem major in college right now but gonna study for MCAT. Yeehaw

  9. Great job guys. This came across my feed. As a fellow Stanford Med Alum, I remember our class working to put this kind of stuff together for the talent show. I have some pretty talented classmates.

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