oh I’m.. I’M… I’M STILL NOT GINGER!!! All right! time to build myself a whole new iconic getup that’ll be cosplayed for generations to come Why doesn’t anything have pockets?? okay, old girl set destination to– *cold breeze* *shivering* It’s freezing in here Has the TARDIS always been this cold? *shivering*
Doctor, do you mind turning the heating on? Don’t be daft, it’s boiling in here! oh! I think Missy left me a letter for if this ever happens! Dear Doctor.. *hysterical laughter* *hysterical laughter continues* *hysterical laughter continues…..* *hysterical laughter calms down* P.S. Drink Cranberry Juice. Trust me. EXTERMINATE! Gasp! A Dalek! YOU WILL TAKE ME TO THE DOCTOR I am the Doctor. The Doctor is A man Well, Now I- The Doctor has always been, and must ALWAYS be a man. Actually Time Lord gender is quite- WHAT’S NEXT? JANE BOND? I- HASTAG NOT MY DOCTOR mmm.. *phone ring* Hello, awesome liquid space lesbian Bill speaking! BILL! i’ve regenerated! Did you know that being a woman
is REALLY hard? …You’re still white aren’t you. Ah…. *hang-up*
*dial tone& I hope someone tells her to drink Cranberry juice..